King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia's plan to recover a national treasure stolen from his country in Thailand 20 years ago was met with bitter defeat yesterday. The monarch's attempt to recover the famous blue diamond was foiled when, after summoning the entire Thai royal family to a secluded room in his palace in Saudi Arabia he gave them a chance to come clean.
"Now I'm going to leave for five minutes and when I come back that diamond had better be on my desk." Abdullah said.
Upon returning to the room after the five minutes had expired the sultan found it completely ransacked.
"Those motherfuckers took everything," Abdullah said. "They took the rugs, they stole the damn desk and they even took my fucking dog! That was a $7O,000 dog!"
Thai crown prince Vajiralongkorn, seen walking a dog looking very much like the sultan's with a suspiciously huge blue diomand hanging from its collar has denied all allegations of theft.
"As a representative of the Thai people I would never steal and then have sex numerous times on King Abdullah's rug," Vajiralongkorn said. "And I would certainly never use his dog to help engage in any of those lewd sex acts over and over again."
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