Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Make the world a better place punch a terrorist in the face
News week posted a multimedia article with the faces of the top 8 most wanted terrorists recently. Though the odds are none of us will ever see any of these people in person, I figure it would be good to remember their faces so that if we do we see them we can expediently kill them.
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Would we be wrong to kill them on sight if you were vacationing in Asia and happen to run into them? I think if you saw one of them the best action would be to not try to spoke him. I think you can still get the reward money if you just give information about the location of the sighting. You may need proof, so take out your phone and try to get a picture. If that does not work I suggest gathering DNA evidence or a fingerprint. Just killing will not do for these men, you must deliver alive so they can be properly tortured. The CIA might be grateful if you start with out them by removing toe nails and the sort. This type of heroism really only happens in movies though. I propose this as my movie idea, I want the rights to the film. American tourist identifies terrorist leader, defeats him, and delivers him to authorities for ransom. Staring Steven Seagal as US tourist with mad kicking and chopping skills, and Chuck Norris as backpacking US tourist buddy with a pact of revenge against terrorists. Hey it could happen.
ReplyDeletewow, joe. It was a vigilance piece with a tongue and cheek call for vigilance against terroristic criminals. We here at articulate expression do not condone torture.
ReplyDeleteLMAO When applying interrogation techniques to terrorists the word torture is a bit strong. Here are some alternative titles to these techniques of information gathering. Water boarding is not torture its a swimming lesson. Pulling nails out is not torture its an extreme manicure session. Being starved and under bright lights is not torture its a weight loss and tanning appointment. Think of all the healthy vitamin D they get. Electrocution is not torture its a therapy for the mentally insane, and terrorists are crazy. Solitary confinement is not torture, its like a time-out for children but for adults. We are teaching them that they did something wrong, valuable lessons learned. In a way we are helping them out and at the same time helping ourselves out. If they understand nothing stops us from this then perhaps they will think twice about the career they have chosen for themselves. Perhaps they will save us the trouble and stick a fork in the nearest wall socket and cure themselves of the insanity that has gripped them. Hey this is just another way of looking at it, not condoning anything here.
ReplyDeleteRight right, just remember that what the citizenry condones for use on terrorists one day may very well be turned back on itself another. I fear we may have opened pandora's box and now we the people shall reap the whirlwind for we have sewn the clouds.
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