some confidential IRS document?

who knew?

Why killing terrorists is so much fun

I'm not one of those people who believes that Islam is evil, and I don't think America or anyone else has any right to tell others how they should live, but this is the kind of crap that is widespread under Taliban rule and it is the reason why America has a duty to fix the problems it started. The woman in this picture is receiving treatment in America right now, but the people who did this are still at large. Hamid Karzi, Afghanistan's president is even considering reconciling with them.

Brave New Animal Farm from 1984?

Holy crap! I knew they were watching me all along! It just goes to prove that, "just because you're paranoid don't mean their not after you." Check out this Orwellian article! Did you know that the FBI doesn't need a warrant to track any American with GPS? The almighty and wonderful President Obama believes GPS tracking devices attached to the bottom of unsuspecting citizen's cars are valuable tools used with "great frequency." Luckily, though our president might not care much for the rights of the ordinary American, at least one ordinary American proved that we're not all shmucks. This guy threw himself onto a man having a seizure in the middle of the New York Subway tracks, and pushed him down underneath the train with his own body, saving his life. You can read up on it here. Now, if only he could have thrown Glenn Beck off of the subway platform and in front of the on coming train. Sigh, I guess nobodies perfect.

Who knew it was legal in Holland to muzzle free speech

Here's a video clip of the dutch putting a politician on trial for being a racist asshole. While I agree that it is base and utterly classless to rail against an millions of people one has never met, I feel like throwing people who do so in jail is wrong. It's important for people to be able to articulate their views, even if they are offensive. But the Dutch justice system doesn't seem to think this way, which is why they suck.

Taylor Martinez for 2012 heisman

The obvious follow up to the title of this post is, "though he might suck at times this year." But though at times this year he may suck like a $3 prostitute, as he did in Nebraska's 17-3 victory over South Dakota State University, Martinez still has a promising future in front of him. In the words of sports editor Chuck Stark, who was blogging for the Kitap Sun when Nebraska demolished Washington earlier this year, "boy he is quick."


Stark was watching what can gleefully be referred to on the internet as an "asskicking." One where Martinez scored four touchdowns and ran for 137 yards. But what is Martinez then? Is he the bum who scored once and turned the ball over three times at SDSU, or the guy who scored four touchdowns at Washington?

The answer is that Martinez is what many husker fans have known he is since the moment they heard he was going to start, a talented rookie quarterback. The kid's speed is certainly first class, and his throwing decent as well. Considering that Nebraska hasn't had a game breaking quarterback since Eric Crouch, there's reason for Husker nation to be excited.

But if fans thought Martinez was going to become the best quarterback in college football overnight, than they were a bit naive. He has the potential to win the hiesman at some point in his college career, but he still has a loong way to go as a football player before he reaches that point.

Martinez's blazing speed has covered up some glaring errors in his game against inferior opponents. But when it comes to facing talented, well coach football teams, he's going to make more than his fair share of rookie mistakes. He's fortunate that he has the patented Pelini pass rush and secondary to rely on, but until he learns to step up in the pocket and not make stupid throws under pressure he's never going to light up the scoreboards as a throwing quarterback. And, if he keeps leaving himself open to taking big shots when he runs he might not even make it through the season.

That said, it's not exactly time for Cornhuskers everywhere to start pushing the panic button. Martinez's 75 yards against the Jackrabbits is nothing to sneeze at, and the speed he showed against Washington is very real. Husker fans can reasonably expect at minimum a thousand yard rushing year out of him, and a year like that will cement his place among college football's best quarterbacks coming into the 2011 season.

Dear Pakistan, nobody cares

Dear Pakistan,
Why in gods name are you protesting a little known florida pastor burning korans? Militants are currently attempting to usurp your government, and United States troops are making sorties within your borders. I'm not saying this pastor isn't being sacrilegious and antagonistic, but, really, you can't go to the corner store without fear of being blown up. Is one idiot's grandstanding that important to you? Listen to this idiot Pakistani, please god tell me that he is not representative of the population at large.

back in full effect

Articulate aggression is back, and I am more articulate and aggressive than ever. Just browsing through my google alerts a second ago and came across one of my favorite running gags, that is, the theft of the Saudi crown jewels by the Thai royal family. The suspected ring leader in the theft, which also involved a string of murders, was Lt. Gen. Somkid Boonthanom. He is now being promoted to be one of the assistant national police chiefs.
In the face of Saudi outrage Thai Prime Minister Aghisit Vejjajiva publicly defended Somkid's promotion on Monday, saying that it was legal and would in no way affect the case of the jewel theft, which Somkid is set to go on trial for Nov. 25. Thailand is a country known for political incompetence and rampant corruption so I'd have to disagree with the prime minister on his claim that this won't affect the trial. To me, this looks like a move to safeguard the general's royal handlers by giving him the power to escape justice.