Sunday, December 4, 2016

Smashing Donald Trump's Cell phone


Well, it's almost been a month now since a stereotypical sleazy 80's business man crawled out of the past and seized the American Presidency by promising the moon to anyone gullible enough to trust him.  I'm not despondent of course.  The beauty of the American system is that checks and balances exist to keep over reaching executives from tearing down the nation too quickly.  I am however, very nervous about our soon to be commander-in-chief's pernicious cell phone habits.

President elect Donald Trump's lack of cell phone restraint is well documented and egregious, and it's soon to be a national security risk.  It would be best for us all if soon to be secretary of defense James Mattis took a Gallager sized wooden mallet and smashed the offending piece of tech into oblivion.