Nebraska blessed by the cruelty of Big 12 coaches

Huzzah! Nebraska fans rejoice! Yet another coach has been fired for being tough on his players! First Mark Mangino and now Mike Leech, The Big 12 is just getting sweeter and sweeter for a resurgent Cornhusker squad that now has two fewer power house coaches to deal with in the conference.


I have to say thank you to the politically correct snuggle bunnies for making this possible. Without you softies Nebraska would have to face two more tough in conference opponents every year. It's too bad Turner Gill had to go to Kansas, since he's a decent coach. But he'll have some big shoes (and pants) to fill at Kansas. Mangino took Kansas from being a perenial dud to respectability during his tenure, and it's going to be difficult for Gill to keep kansas from sinking back to to the dregs. Good look Turner, you will fucking need it.

College football may be getting a lot softer, but I give not two shits. Nebraska's road back to the top just got a whole lot easier, and it had nothing to do with rising superstar coach Bo Pelini. If you read this and can find in in Lincoln tonight while I watch the Holiday bowl tonight, drinks are on me. Anonymity has its perks.

Thank you God

In my youth, while being forced to attend church, I often fantasized of a drunken hobo coming in and spicing up the service with some good ol' fashioned caroling. Bob Dillion has re-affirmed my faith in God, and, if he came into my church dressed in a raggedy army jacket and starting singing "Silver Bells," I would give him a twenty.


This album is frighting to behold, all I've heard are these clips and I can safely say this is the most amazing train wreck I have ever seen. That said, it beats the hell out of the rest of the mind numbing Christmas ass music we are subjected to when this time of year comes around. I can only pray that one day Dillon and Marylin Manson can band together for a follow up album.